"I was very disturbed when Jesus found a demon in a guy, and he put the demon in a herd of pigs, then sent them off a cliff. What did the pigs do? I could never figure that out. It just seemed very un-Christian. Technically, I'm an agnostic, but I definitely believe in hell -- especially after watching the fall TV schedule."

6 сентября 2000, The Onion A.V. Club:

The Onion: Is there a God?

Matt Groening: "[Laughs.] Hold on, I have to think about this. [Long pause.] If there is a God, all evidence shows that He hates me."